Posts tagged lol

Posted 2 years ago

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

gordonramsaypoetry:

it’s bland
taste it
i’ve had enough
shut it down
shut it down. 

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Posted 2 years ago

A Speculative List of Jay-Z's 99 Problems

81. Recently discovered higher thread count on bedding indicated softer sheets; for some reason always assumed lower thread count was softer and as such has been sleeping on less-than-ideal sheets for pretty much entire life.

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smpaterson:

Anyone else been childishly amusing themselves by making interesting juxtapositions between these Wikipedia personal appeal pictures and the articles? No? Yes?

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GEESE ON PARADE

*sick bass rhythm*